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OH NO! YOU'RE LOST!

After a wrong turn in the Cels section, you've gotten yourself hopelessly lost in the forest. After wandering for what seems like an eternity, you eventually  find yourself in a small clearing. The air has a slight chill  and smells of fresh earth.  There's a small stream of sunlight coming through the tree tops and settling on a faded a sign marked 404. You instinctively check your pockets for items, but find them bare save for your credit card which probably isn't going to get you very far in the woods. Looking around you see 5 potential paths:

To the North, the way is blocked with brambles. 

To the South there's a rushing river to deep for you to cross.

To the West is more dense forest.

To the East is a well traveled path with a sign marked Avane, most major credit card accepted, below that someone has scribbled "go back home". 

Directly in the center of the clearing the brush has been cleared away to reveal a hole just large enough for you  to squeeze through. The air coming from it smells damp and deathly, like a dungeon. If you go down here you'll probably end up far away from where you are now so you probably shouldn't go down there unless you're prepared for an offsite trek. Squeeze through anyway?

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